America, I have horrible news. Aaron Rodgers and actress Shailene Woodley have ended their relationship after months of uncertainty. It’s a dark day for love, but every new beginning comes from the end of some other beginning, and by the sounds of things, the Green Bay Packers quarterback is already on the mend.
Late on Tuesday, news broke that Rodgers had a new boyfriend and, more crucially, that her name was Blu of Earth. Rodgers had recently won big at The Match VI.
Not Earth’s Blue. Not the Blu of Earth. Just Earth’s Blu. She sees herself as a witch, a healer, and, well, a podcaster. She plays the acoustic guitar, which is how we like to think that she initially charmed Rodgers. Regardless of what you think, “Wonderwall” is a JAM.
The “doctor” who “vaccinated” Rodgers against COVID-19 is he Blu of Earth, right? Is she able to give him the wings he needs to go to a higher level of existence and perhaps, just perhaps, win the NFC Championship? All of these questions still remain unanswered, but what is love if not a mystery?